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1 Is this her first?..
- A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke
Situations 217 0
2 Ten pounds of pride
- A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke
Situations 218 0
3 The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke
Situations 176 0
4 The hit-and-run
- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke
Situations 198 0
5 A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke
Situations 166 0
6 A strange jigsaw puzzle
- Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke
Situations 192 0
7 Make my own bed
- Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke
Situations 188 0
8 Two men were walking through the woods when...
- Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke
Situations 171 0
9 An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
- An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke
Situations 164 0
10 Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
- Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke
Situations 190 0


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