PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
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1 The traffic ticket.
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2 Shipwrecked!
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3 The Fight!
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4 The Honeymoon.
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5 Make me an uncle!
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6 Buying the Farm...
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7 Crazy English!
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8 Dogs \'n Light Bulbs
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9 A bunch of better idiots!
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10 At the shoe store...
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