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1 They have webbed feet!
- |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 167 0
2 How do you spot a modern spider?
- |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 159 0
3 Spiders!
- |What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 184 0
4 Spin doctors!
- |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 159 0
5 cross a spider and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 151 0
6 come to the webbing
- |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 146 0
7 chef found a daddy long legs
- |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 167 0
8 The newly web game!
- |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 181 0
9 Your spinning me a yarn here!
- |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 196 0
10 tarantula with a rose?
- |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 193 0


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