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1 Lawyer in a car wreck
- One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 186 0
2 Old dying lawyer
- A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with m...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 148 0
3 Lawyers and sperm
- What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 203 0
4 5000 dead lawyers
- What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 395 0
5 dying woman needs brain
- A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 242 0
6 Dead lawyer's grave
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 163 0
7 billy's father is a lawyer
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 309 0
8 Lawyer vs Physician
- A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 344 0
9 a thief and his lawyer
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 1599 0
10 half of everything
- Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 255 0


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